have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other like idk
whoever wrote this character was high as a kite
Actually a lot of the lines were improved by the voice actor Josh Gad
…who was probably defintely as high as a kite
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
“Im going to sleep as soon as I get home”
When I get home:
This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.